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Lyrics

Oh-oh

Well life's been kinda trippy down here in Mississippi

Since Cassie O'Grady disappeared

And me and Bobby Shaver been in all the newspapers

Every day for nigh on a year

They say we got tangled in a love triangle

A fatal game of truth or dare

But the truth remains a mystery and now it's ancient history

It's a Choctaw county affair

It's just a Choctaw county affair

Well, people talking 'bout it everywhere

Well Cassie O'Grady was no southern lady

Despite all the media hype

They all love to make her out like a sweet little devout

All-American cheerleader type

But her mind was catawampus, she was greedy, she was pompous

Struttin' 'round with her nose in the air

She was a cold gold-digger, tickling a hair trigger

It's a Choctaw county affair

It's just a Choctaw county affair

And now they say she's lying dead somewhere

Well, I do not deny

I wished Cassie would die when she threatened us with black mail

She said she had some information that would wreck my reputation

And land Bobby back in jail

Now it's best to remember Bobby Shaver's got a temper like a buckshot Grizzly bear

But there's no body, there's no witness, so y'all go mind your business

It's a Choctaw county affair

It's just a Choctaw county affair

Oh, you mess with Bobby and you better beware

Yeah, yeah

Well the press went wild on the day of the trial

When they put us on the witness stand

They thought we'd turn on each other but soon they all discovered

We would live or die hand in hand

And that fancy DA from down Jackson way said he'd see us in the electric chair

Ha, but the foreman of the jury told me honey don't you worry

It's a Choctaw county affair

It's just a Choctaw county affair

How would you know, 'cause you weren't there

Choctaw county affair...

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