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The following are lyrics to the song Before He Cheats. The song was written by Chris Tompkins and Josh Kear.



Right now he's probably slow dancin' with a bleach-blonde tramp

And she's probably gettin' frisky

Right now, he's probably buyin' her some fruity little drink 'cause she can't shoot whiskey

Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool stick showin' her how to shoot a combo

And he don't know

I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four wheel drive

Carved my name into his leather seats

I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights

Slashed the horn and all four tires

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

Right now, she's probably up singin' some white-trash version of Shania karoake

Right now, she's probably sayin', I'm drunk, and he's a-thinkin' that he's gonna get lucky

Right now, he's probably dabbin' on three dollars worth of that bathroom Polo

Oh, and he don't know

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four wheel drive

Carved my name into his leather seats

I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights

Slashed the horn and all four tires

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl

'Cause the next time that he cheats

Oh, you know it won't be on me

No, not on me

'Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four wheel drive

Carved my name into his leather seats

I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights

Slashed the horn and all four tires

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

Oh, maybe next time he'll think

Before he cheats

Oh, before he cheats

Oh, oh

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